If you’re hard, don’t be fast.
It’s getting to be that exciting time again – the Woodhull Sexual Freedom Summit, August 3-6. I’ll be presenting twice(!) at the conference, but there’s so much more to see. Come on down!
Here’s where you register: https://www.sexualfreedomsummit.org/summit-registration/
…and here’s WHY you register: https://www.sexualfreedomsummit.org/workshops/
Really, folks, – if you care about your rights to express yourself and control your body, you owe it to yourself to attend – and you’ll enjoy!
…when I say I am part of the LGBTQ+ and polyamory communities:
- I want to be who I am and love who I love;
- I want you to be who you are and love who you love;
- I want the world to respect who we are and let us love who we love.
The rest is details.
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FetLife: “A search for ‘cocoasexual’ resulted in… nothing, nada, zilch. :-(“
Attending the Loving More poly conference outside Denver, and (as sometimes happens at such things) they passed out bingo cards, where you mingle with other attendees to see who has attributes like “Learned of poly after age 40” or “From east of the Mississippi.”
One of the entries on my card is “Attending with 2 or more lovers,” to which the only reasonable answer would seem to be, “No, but the conference has barely started.”
One of the faster ways to start an online pie fight is to bring up the topic of hierarchical relationships.
Some non-monogamous people practice hierarchy, in which one relationship is favored above others. (This is often the case, for example, when a married couple enters into polyamory.) And, perhaps understandably, other people find ranking relationships distasteful and/or an invitation to treat other partners poorly.
But it’s worth noting that There’s a difference between a descriptive hierarchy and a prescriptive one. Descriptive is saying “I live with X and lived with them 20 years before Y came along, so there are aspects to that relationship not matched by the other.” Prescriptive is saying, “X will always be my #1, and no other may be allowed to rival that relationship.” It’s the difference between what is and what will be.
We will always have more experience with one partner than another. But so long as:
- Duration of relationship does not equal or imply intensity or value of that relationship;
- What one partner gets does not depend on what the other partner gets;
- And neither can veto decisions about the other,
Some people fall into love head over heels.
Some people, torso over torso.
A hot-blooded lass name of Muriel
Who was feeling a little mercurial
Said, “You know what I need
Is a handsome young steed
With some demonstrable skills embouchurial.”
There are people you might like to have sex with,
and people you might want to play with,
and people you might want to make love with.
But when all three come together in one person,
There, in that moment, is bliss.
Can there be too much of a good thing? For those in various types of open relationship, this question is a hardy perennial. If one partner is good, and two partners better, why not six? 11? 38? Is the sky really the limit?
The answer, it seems to me, depends on the answers to a series of questions:
1. What is the nature of the relationships? A live-in partner will take a different amount of time and commitment than a friend with benefits. A local partner will likely take more time and attention than a long-distance one. On the other hand, long distance relationships sometimes require chunks of time for travel or when the other partner travels to you (yay, but the calendar…)
2. Are you their only partner? Relationships that are (Intentionally or by happenstance) monogamous for one of the partners may take more time and attention from the other partner than if needs are being met in each case by a variety of people. Also, if one partner has a crowded social schedule and the other’s is freer, that can make the relationship more complicated, depending on the needs and desires of the less-busy partner.
3. What do you like to do together? It’s a lot easier to make time for an evening of Netflix and whatever then to get away for weekends – and there are only so many weekends.
4. What are your other commitments like? If you have an unusually taxing job, or family to look after, or your band does a lot of gigs, that limits time available for relationships even though they are not themselves relationships. Remember also that – especially if you’re an introvert – you need to schedule time for yourself alone to rest and recover so you can be a better partner– and the more partners you have, the more time you may need to schedule without them.
5. Do you have the sort of relationships where you can see multiple partners at the same time? Like “pack” or “kitchen table” poly? If so, that eases the scheduling and reduces the calendar impact of multiple relationships. Some folks can work that way; some can’t.
6. If these relationships include a sexual component, how much time do you prefer to have between dates? Are you okay with a “shift change” approach, or do you prefer to have time to relax, shower, self-care, and do other things between dates?
And this list is only a start. I’m sure there are more questions, so chime in, folks! But the number of relationships you can handle at any one time depends on the people, on the shape of the relationships, and the demands of the rest of your life. One size cannot fit all… and all cannot always fit.
Sex with a stranger or strangers is a whosome.