I once trimmed Uma Thurman‘s bush. Afterward, she got me a Band-Aid.
(This did not count as medical play.)
I once trimmed Uma Thurman‘s bush. Afterward, she got me a Band-Aid.
(This did not count as medical play.)
…as when I display my sexual skills, they get panned.
I just figured out why Pride Month is in the summer.
Because Pride goeth before the Fall.
Thank you.
Vagueboinking (v.): relating sexual escapades while protecting the identity/ies of the other(s) involved.
Today is apparently Polyamory Day, although I’m unaware of any official proclamation to that effect. But this seems a curious way to celebrate.
Because isn’t having only *one* day sort of counter to the idea of polyamory? We should have as many polyamory days as are comfortable and to which we can do justice. For some, that would be one polyamory day; for others, many more. I hope you celebrate as few or as many as you consent to and enjoy!
…on FetLife asked, simply, whether I was down to take some BBC.
Thanks for asking! I’m not much for Dr. Who, but Monty Python or Top Gear anytime, and I might be able to be talked into Great British Bake Off.
…were full of dark and disquieting flashbacks.
That’s the last time I sleep on a repressed memory foam mattress.
I just received an invitation to an all-male orgy in the middle of a workday, and now we know why Zoom and Skype have that “blur background“ feature.
Fellow Mind Gremlins! Now, during the peak plaguing season, you may be wondering how to improve your professional skills. There is much doubt to sow, unease to rouse, and people to be kept needlessly awake. Follow these tips and you’re sure to succeed. Learn from your forebears!
1. 3 AM is party time.
2. Always carry a hammer.
3. Use success as a fulcrum.
4. Use their natural cycles against them.
5. Winter is the hap-happiest time of the year.
6. Nothing’s right until everything’s wrong.
7. Never acknowledge the truth.
Now go forth, fellow gremlins, and lead humanity to unsubstantiated despair!
Yes, this word game has dozens of answers.
Yet the first three that pop out at me are LABIA, LIBIDO, and DILDO.
…boy, these puzzle writers sure have dirty minds.
I was on a teleconference the other day using your product, and I noticed the green dot above my picture. I looked to see what it meant, and it said that it was an indicator I was available.
I think you should know that I have been dating Darlene Womble since the New Year’s Eve party at the Rod and Gun Club, so you can update your files to indicate to your other users that I am not currently available.
Thank you,
Cletus Fricassee, Jr.
When you mean to write “in polyamory mentoring, I bring experience on a variety of fronts,” but what comes out is “experience on a variety of friends,” and you realize it would work either way.
When the e-mail arrived saying “Add 12 Inches Overnight!” it took me a moment to realize it was from the Weather Channel.
I remember, as a youth, choosing a simple motto:
Reach for Joy;
Pursue Joy;
Embrace Joy.
Joy’s mother was not impressed.
… I may not be everyone’s cup of tea.
For one thing, blowing on me does not cool me off.
This year‘s Puppy Bowl features “Team Ruff“ against “Team Fluff,“ which sounds like a typical night at the local BDSM club.
See, dick.
See dick? Run!
Run! Dick! Run!
Just for the record, I do not have “female-presenting nipples.” I present my nipples to interested and consenting adults regardless of their gender.
Yours, making a clean breast of it,
Pour
I could never consider myself God’s gift to women.
I’m atheist.
And pansexual.
And “the Force’s gift to everyone” just sounds silly.
Everyone knows that communication is essential to good polyamorous relationships. That becomes just a little harder when different partners prefer different platforms – and you have to remember which is which. There’s the partners who text, and the partner who only wants to use Facebook Messenger, and the partner who is on Signal, and the partner who wants to text an alternate number to use Google Voice… and the comet on Hangouts, and the one who sometimes likes Marco Polo or FaceTime but not Skype… and Skype but not FaceTime… and… and…
#polyproblemstheydidnthavein1980