Following on our recent coverage of various types of amorous relationships, I have received requests from monogamists to detail what some more traditional forms of relationship might look like. I am glad to oblige.
Monogamy, of course, is a committed relationship with one other person. Other forms include:
- Bonogamy, which is a relationship just between U2.
- Donogamy, being married to the Mob.
- Mahogamy, in which your partner constantly inspires wood.
- Shananagamy, which is like monogamy, but greasier.
- Pigamy, where neither of you can get enough bacon.
- Manolomy, in which you are commited to your solemate.
- and Tommybahamagamy, which starts casual but winds up costing you a bunch.
(Some people also practice anonogamy, summed up as “Hello, I love you, won’t you tell me your name?”)
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