Thank you for participating in this date. Please be aware that depending on how matters proceed, you may find yourself in the presence of an erection.
The appearance of an erection does not require any action on your part. You are not responsible for relieving, encouraging, assisting, or any interaction with the erection. This is true even if you were the inspiration for the erection and actively encouraged its emergence.
Should an erection occur, you have the following responsibilities:
- Nothing
- Nothing
- Nothing
The erection’s owner is solely responsible for whatever comes next. If your further involvement is desired, it may be solicited. But erections happen. That fact does not create any obligation on you. Should the erection’s owner imply otherwise, please refer them to this text.
This notice is valid everywhere and at all times.
Thank you for perusing this Notice of Erection.
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